speaker-0: than I ever have. speaker-1: ⁓ look at those sexy bastards. speaker-2: Actually, it looks pretty good. It looks pretty good. Yeah, we're recording right now. I'm just letting you all know. So it's going through. So this first 15, 10 seconds. speaker-0: Yeah. glad we're recording so we can catch Stumble McStumblson. Hey, Chef, speaker-2: Press the mouse over there on that little purple button allow sound so that things on the middle of the screen speaker-1: I started rewatching a bunch of Christopher Guest mockumentaries since Catherine O'Hara died. It was so f**king good. speaker-2: Yeah, there we go. Alright, so five, four, three, two, one. ⁓ speaker-4: you speaker-1: you You know, they usually don't fucking make the two and the one sometimes not even a three fucking audible. right. speaker-0: You're supposed to do five, four. speaker-2: or three. Well, welcome to BAF guys. This is our little bonus episode. We have it. We do these every once in a while. We did this before, but this is with some new people, newbies in here. got a Lenny in studio. What the fuck? It's been like 10 years or something like that. speaker-1: To two and a. speaker-0: Roll. speaker-1: Long fuckin' talk. speaker-0: Yeah, 10 years. That makes sense. speaker-2: Mike, got also special guests. We got special guests, Ray, and of course, Adam, Stu, and me. We are gonna be doing the top five nudes in films. So this is gonna be a fun subject to talk about because we're just perverted men, but I'm gonna go first and then, of course, I'll hand it off to. speaker-1: Cause he didn't want to have to think about he's going to have nothing but all the most obvious fucking wine. Cause I can't have anybody else. I can go first cause then my won't have anything for my list. speaker-2: where I went last and I think I only had like one that everybody now it's like the other speaker-0: Mine will probably all be mentioned in this. speaker-2: think I got you. Let's see how we go with this. speaker-1: from You're on the list. speaker-3: your list earlier and you're going first, you need to do your alternate also. speaker-2: My alternate. speaker-3: the one that you said that you had as an alternate. speaker-2: an honorable mention. Okay. All right. So the first one on my list is actually gonna be a classic. It's Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct. mean, that right there is by far one of the best erotic Michael Douglas thriller movies by Paul Verhoeven. Sharon Stone is fucking beautiful in it. It's just amazing. And I can't I cannot take that off my list right there. speaker-0: Yeah, you have one of mine. When I was a kid, that was my dad's girlfriend. He was like, oh, yeah, sure. So it's my other girlfriend. I'm like, all right, dad. Yeah, she is. speaker-2: He's a little rough looking right now. My next one is actually gonna be a classic one that I don't know if you guys have heard, I'm sure you guys have heard of. You ever seen the movie Private School? Yes. Betsy Russell. Fuck you. Horseback riding. The slow motion horseback riding Betsy Russell. I swear to God that is, I don't know. Chef's Kiss, it's like beautiful. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-3: That's from 1983, so it was an old one. That's why I knew it, because it was one from my time. speaker-2: Oh man, I love that. With the three guys dressed up like women and going to the, uh, the showers, it's fucking hilarious. Uh, my third one is going to be Jennifer Lawrence in no hard feelings. It's a comedy that came out a couple of years ago. She went full frontal on that out in the beach and basically did like a wrestling match with a two or three people trying to defend the kid that she was, uh, kind of hired to basically be the girlfriend of. don't know if ever see it. It's actually not bad. speaker-0: I saw a previews for it. haven't seen it. I've seen bloopers for it too. It looks funny. speaker-5: It's a good movie. speaker-2: I enjoyed it. It was funny. thought it's, think it's underrated and I actually was really starting to like Jennifer Lawrence a lot. ⁓ my fourth one is going to be Margot Robbie from the Wolf of Wall Street. Remember when we saw that in the theaters, me and you, and she just opened that door to see her just standing there. That's just classic right there. You got to love Margot Robbie. She's sexy. Yeah. And she has, she's got so much range. I, the, ⁓ Tanya, the Tanya Harding movie that she did. Yes. speaker-1: stock. speaker-3: Bye, Tonya. speaker-0: was a good movie. ⁓ speaker-1: weird sequel to iRobot. didn't see it going. ⁓ speaker-0: Like there's no robots in this at all. This is horse shit. speaker-2: ⁓ My fifth one is gonna be Anna Taylor joy from the North man. I really love the North man I have the poster behind one of my favorite movies and she is a gorgeous actress The one movie that I really liked her and was the gorge that came out. I think it was an Apple TV Good fucking movie speaker-0: Yeah, that good the gorge. But now she doesn't have a whole lot going on body wise, but I mean, yeah, think phase. speaker-2: She's fucking yeah, I think she's gorgeous a lot of people say she's got like the big eyes and stuff like that But her first movie was the witch which was actually an episode that you were part of yeah, it's doing me What's so funny? ⁓ speaker-0: She was good in that too. speaker-1: And she looked like a flounder. speaker-0: Yeah speaker-2: I'm going to do my honorable mention and this is probably to go gay a little bit, but, ⁓ Vigo more Sason from the ⁓ Eastern promises because that was a pretty bad ass. speaker-1: Actually, motherfucker, you actually got one on my list. Son of a bitch. speaker-2: Who fucking? speaker-1: That fucking sonnets scene was fucking amazing. It was the most realistic shit because you're back being attacked by fucking goddamn assassins. You're not worried about holding your fucking towel. right, dick out fucking rolling. speaker-2: So fucking speaker-0: Nothing more terrifying than a guy with his cock out, just fighting somebody. speaker-2: Great movie. Great. It's one of David Cronenberg's best. I love David Cronenberg. Me and Stu, I think both agree that it's one of our favorite directors. But that is my list right there. So I'm going to hand it off to, do you want to go next, Stu, or do you want to hand it off to somebody else? I'll do it. All right, Stu. speaker-0: your next. ⁓ speaker-1: All right. So since we've already done the nude scenes, I decided going something different or a different direction. It won't be the typical, you know, TNA type stuff that we would ⁓ normally go on. Hence why like Eastern promises was one of them. ⁓ My next one would be. ⁓ Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Jason Segel. Fucking stand there naked as he gets dumped. All right. Just hanging dong. Just so vulnerable in every way. It just worked so well on his weirdly shaped body. ⁓ Next will be one that was a nude scene without actually being a nude scene to the point where people actually remember speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: they're being nudity when there wasn't. ⁓ Janet Lee and psycho. All right. Good one. The shower scene. Yeah. No actual fucking nudity, but so many people swear to God that there was fucking tits. speaker-2: There's a slight nipple slip in that one. Very, very little. speaker-1: Yeah, at the time anybody watching couldn't ever see it. because of modern technology and your husband's a pervert. speaker-3: That's the pause button. speaker-0: like trying to pause it. speaker-1: The next one will be the Shining. ⁓ speaker-2: the chick in speaker-1: Starting out with, you know, that hot blonde and then turning into that ghoulish fucking bitch. speaker-0: The skin's melting off. speaker-1: It's so immediately like to your core chilling. It's like, ah, God, what the fuck is that? Yeah. All right. It just worked so well. And then somewhat along that line, just for the cruelty aspect of it, Sissy Spacek in Carrie, the shower scene. Oh, okay. All right. Do you start having your first fucking period? Yeah. I know what's going on. Freaking out all those fucking bitches. like that two of yours are kings. Yeah. I mean, but different directors, amazing directors, Brian DePalma and fucking Kubrick. But and then all the fucking mean girls fucking, you know, throwing tampons. Plug it up, it. And you start seeing the beginning of the anger. So that's my list. speaker-2: Awesome list. Any honorable mentions? speaker-1: ⁓ I mean, I'm assuming, and I'm taking anybody's way, Phoebe Cates, of course. That's not an audible mention on everybody fucking. speaker-3: Yeah, that was our mother. speaker-2: I was gonna go with that but then I'd pick Betsy Russell if I went from the 1986 comedies because to me that was the best scene but Phoebe Cates is more remembered. so right good list. Good list too. All right, so Lenny you go ahead. speaker-0: Mine so the top of my list is Margot Robbie from Wolf Wall Street. I mean she's perfect. I mean even Emmy was like dude my holy shit She's awesome. And then I got Elizabeth Olsen in old old boy with You want to know where I saw that actually I was at work at a firehouse and someone was watching that movie speaker-2: ⁓ Scarlet Scarlet. speaker-0: in the living room were like sitting down and in between calls were watching a movie and then that scene came on and the lieutenant was like, oh And he keeps like like the chiefs love to just fucking show up on announced right and it's like yeah Let's walk in and catch a bunch of firefighters watching this shit. So that was a good one. I got Heather Graham from boogie nights. Mm-hmm. Yeah, enter prime Denise speaker-2: Roller girl, roller girl. I think that was her first nude scene too. I think so. And then she was also in another erotic film with called, I don't remember what it was, but it's got that dude from Shakespeare in Love, the Shakespeare guy. don't remember. Killing me softly, killing me softly I think or something like that. Thin red line. Is it the actor? No, he's not in the thin red line. He's in Enemy of the Gates. Enemy of the Gates. Yeah, he's in Enemy of the Gates. speaker-0: And that's So the next one was Denise Richards and Wild Things. Dude, she I mean, Denise Richards at that time, she was awesome. then a lot of these you'll notice a lot of these movies, I'd say three out of these five for all like when I was a teenager. Yeah. So the last one I have is Shannon Elizabeth in America. So I was going to have an honorable mention. speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-1: Or it's such a fucking hot movie. Yeah. speaker-2: Yeah speaker-0: My honorable mention would be ⁓ Hugh Jackman and Days of Future Past, the X-Men movie. speaker-2: ⁓ he shows his ass. speaker-0: Well, because I went to theaters, and there's a fun story about this. I went to the theater with my friend and he brought his son and he argued and argued with his ex about allowing his son to come in. He's like, look, it's X-Men. It's going to be fine. So he, his son comes with us. His son, think was like 13 and he's sitting in between us and that scene happens and I see is my friend go, Oh, Oh, and his son's like, Oh my God. And the whole audience, every woman in the theater was like, Like when they saw his ass and I was like, yeah, right. So I had to mention that. speaker-2: That's a great fucking list. All right, Ray, we're gonna go with you next, speaker-4: All right. So I'm going to start my list out with a Will Ferrell from old school when he does. speaker-2: That's awesome. That's a funny scene when he's just like, Striegel, we're going Striegel. speaker-0: Yeah, and then he like bends down to pick something up and everyone goes, speaker-2: No, he's backing up in the car with a girl, so they're like, what the fuck? speaker-0: Cause that woman goes cold out there. speaker-4: And I am going to say everyone on my list for this list, because I did this before with you guys, it's after 1989. All newer movies, because they do something a little different. Number four, I'm going to go with Mark Wahlberg from Boogie Nights with the prosthetic. speaker-1: Okay. Yeah. speaker-0: Yeah, at the very end. speaker-2: Which is a splitting, which is a scene recreation from Raging Bull. That whole scene right there. it's exactly how Raging Bull did. speaker-4: Yeah, that's scary. That's a that's a big old swinging dick right there, buddy. ⁓ yeah. speaker-1: Fuckin' murder weapon. speaker-0: But like all throughout the movie, like people keep asking him. speaker-2: No, it was prosthetic. Mine's just like quarter of the size of that from what he said. speaker-0: You he's like, let me you know, can everyone's asking him out throughout the movie, like, you know, to see it. And I was like, are the audience going to see it? And at the very end, I was like, oh, that's what they were talking about. OK. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-4: So now number three, this one also doesn't have any nudity in it, but I would challenge each and every one of you men sitting there to tell me you didn't jerk off to this woman from this movie. Jennifer Tilly, bride of Chuckie. speaker-1: ⁓ speaker-2: Yeah. Especially with that COVID showing in almost every scene. She is fucking gorgeous. Especially when she's like laying out and doing the whole little voodoo thing to bring it back. And she's just laying out on that fucking, ⁓ what is it? The pentagram on the ground or something like that. And she's got that black dress. ⁓ God. Yeah. She's hot. speaker-4: There's a brief moment when you forget that you're watching a horror movie and not porn. ⁓ Number two, I'm going to go with the three titty woman from Total Recall. speaker-0: Yes! I was hoping someone was going to bring that up. Yes. speaker-2: That's a good one right there. Didn't they also do that in the Feral version too? speaker-0: ⁓ The remake? don't know, I don't think they did. speaker-2: Dude, did they do that? Did you see the total recall remake? speaker-1: If it did, it wasn't as fucking memorable. speaker-2: Yeah, I one memorable. ⁓ speaker-3: but yeah, wasn't memorable. speaker-4: You make me wish they also do a running gag about it in the movie, Paul, with comics. We just talked about the three titty woman that he draws. So I like that. It's kind of like a throwback to that. But I'm going to go number one is as well for Wall Street. Margot did. That's another one. That's all you can think of when you see it, when she comes out of that room and it's like a throwback to when the character Donnie looks at her and just comes out drinking off. So beautiful. So pretty. speaker-1: Yeah speaker-2: Yeah. The funny thing about that is that, Margot Robbie coming out of that scene is she, when you see a Leonardo DiCaprio looking at her, he's like, you were not expecting that. means to like, so we saw in the theater, so see it on the big screen. You were not expecting that, that full frontal Margot Robbie. And she's just like, Holy fuck, this chick is hot. So yeah. speaker-4: good one. I'm going to go for my honorable mention. I'm going to go with American psycho. Don't just look. speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-4: I'm going to go with American Psycho, the scene where he's in the bed with the two women and he says, don't just look at it. speaker-1: ⁓ speaker-2: ⁓ okay. Yep. That's a good one. speaker-4: You know what scene it is. You know what scene that is. speaker-2: The first one's better. speaker-0: Yeah, it's the three Tiddy Womans in the remake as well. speaker-2: Awesome. Awesome. Let's Ray. Awesome. Okay. We're going to go ahead and go with, ⁓ Mike next. So Mike, you are doing your top five. What is yours? speaker-5: All right. ⁓ Of course I have to go historical because that's what I do on my podcast. So, I had this one in for the last time we did this. And so I I would be remiss if I didn't put this in the very first non-pornographic American film that had full frontal nudity was 1915. Lewis Webber is silent. Phil hypocrites. ⁓ although it was very tame according to any nudity now, but it was groundbreaking at the time. So I just want to pay homage to the first time there was nudity on, on a film. speaker-2: ⁓ interesting. You know the, you remember the movie Tarzan and his mate? Yeah. The Olympic swimmer that played Tarzan. I think it was in the forties or fifties or something like that. that one about, yeah. You see the girl jumping in the pool. What was that? speaker-4: that was a Skinamax thing. speaker-2: No, I don't think so. All right, all right, go ahead. speaker-5: ⁓ Then I have Stacy Martin in nymphomaniac volume one or two. You could kind of pick any timeline in that neither one of those films. And ⁓ it was not rated no surprise because it was pretty much pornographic. speaker-1: Thank speaker-2: You can crazy They had a lot of, yeah, think Sheila Bough went full buff and basically was fucking the chick and it was penetration and everything. I own the volume one, volume two on Blu-ray. speaker-5: So specifically the last five minutes when she was telling the story of her three most memorable partners. speaker-3: Why does he seem proud of that? speaker-2: I like controversial films. ⁓ speaker-1: Yeah, I Yeah. speaker-0: Right, he's like, forgot about that one. speaker-5: I'm speaker-4: I thought you were going to say, I own it on laser disk. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: side copy. speaker-5: Well, it was 2013 that it came out. So speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-2: Yeah. And the director has actually done a lot of controversial films. and that was one of them, but it was, it's like almost like six hours long for the uncut full part one and part two or volume one, volume two. So it's crazy. speaker-5: ⁓ Then I have, I'm not going to try to pronounce this, second chick's last name because I'm just going to butcher it. But I have Selma Hayek and Corrine, whatever her last name is in a Frida, a little girl on girl action there. ⁓ speaker-2: But didn't know that I've never seen Frida. speaker-5: is laying on that bed waiting for her partner and her partner is on dressing and some hike is just so beautiful. And I think she has the most perfect breast of anybody on film. speaker-0: Especially like a Desperado. speaker-2: Isn't her first nude scene right there, Desperado? Yeah. She was on the bed with Antonio Banderas. Good one. Good one. speaker-5: My number two is Porky's the shower scene. had to put that in. speaker-1: good one. speaker-5: I like, this is the one every time I watched this, my mom would walk in room when that scene was on. speaker-2: It seemed like everyone was not right. speaker-5: She would walk right in the room when that scene was on. speaker-2: Awesome. speaker-3: Is this the high school movie, mom? speaker-5: Anyway, it's just a fun movie about high school. speaker-2: ⁓ We actually have an episode of Porky's that's two hosted and that's a fun one. That's a great episode. Yeah. speaker-5: And then I'm to fall back on the first show that I sat at the table with you guys with starship troopers, the shower scene and the tent scene because dizzy. I'm not going to say any more than that. Just dizzy. speaker-2: ⁓ I didn't care for Denise Richards at all. liked dizzy more than absolutely. He should have went for dizzy in the first. speaker-0: I liked about dizzy is that she she knew what she wanted. Yeah, she didn't fucking play around She was just like she told Johnny like I want you I'm a better woman than she I'm gonna have you see it for yourself one day Yeah, and he does and he did. Yep. So I yeah, that's that's a good one that shower scene I remember when I saw it movie the first time I wasn't expecting it and again, I think it was a teenager and I was like wait speaker-2: It's typical Paul Verhoeven. He likes to put stuff like that in his movies, but he also did it with Robocop because he had a chick changing in the ⁓ locker room area in Robocop. was ⁓ chick changing with the guys and stuff like that. So she put like the guy girl shower type thing. Paul Verhoeven is, I love his movies. I've always loved his movies. So great list, right? Thank you. That's all five, right? Any honorable mentions? speaker-5: No, I did ⁓ have one and it's one that was on the list last time. It was from, ⁓ my bloody Valentine. speaker-2: What? The original or the remake? The remake, the one with the truck, the truck stop, believe, right? Yeah. The girls like running nude in the truck stop. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, speaker-5: very first. speaker-2: The original. speaker-5: Yes. speaker-2: Well, wasn't a female. Yes, it was. speaker-5: This is the very first scene. speaker-2: Are you sure I saw it in the fucking theater with good I didn't see any nudity well speaker-5: Maybe Goot speaker-1: More like his dick over his eyes. speaker-0: It's like, look at me only. speaker-2: That's a great list. That's a good one. All right. That's a great list, That's it. All right. So we're to go to ⁓ Adam for his top five news. We're going to last on Adam. So Adam, ⁓ speaker-3: destroyed my list kind of so yeah he just took my this was actually my honorable mention because Lenny took my other one with ⁓ with ⁓ Denise Richards from Wild Things yeah so then he said Dina Meyer from Starship Troopers I think that destroyed that one son of a bitch sorry I know you took my Betsy Russell from but most of mine were from when I was a teenager speaker-0: Wild thing. Thanks. speaker-2: Yeah. speaker-3: Yeah, I went back to my I was like, okay, click go to my teenage mind. What do I remember? Yeah, so that's where Betsy Russell came in. Yeah. Phoebe Cates from Fast Times. Of course, that was that was ⁓ yeah, not my teenage years. Hot dog movie. Did I remember that one? ⁓ Ski lift scene. Yeah, where the guys in the ski lift. That's a good one. speaker-0: ⁓ speaker-2: Peace. I actually have that on blu-ray because I like there's a whole bunch of 80s comedies like I'm still trying to get a copy of Revenge of the Nerds because it's not available right because apparently it's so controversial because the what it rape scene basically speaker-1: There was no attempt to rate it was absolutely right. ⁓ speaker-0: I'm a nerd. speaker-3: So then the only one I had left that wasn't that wasn't taken was the ⁓ movie Hard Bodies the photo session scene kind of when they were ⁓ It's a it's it's a group of older guys that hire this young guy to kind of Show them how to attract women and they throw this party and the young guy attracts speaker-2: It's a great movie though. speaker-1: ⁓ speaker-2: Why don't I know that movie? speaker-3: or brings in all the people from the beach area and stuff like that to this party. And one of the old guys says, Oh, well, yeah, I'm a photographer for a photo shoot for a photo magazine. Why don't you? That's the easiest. Why I come take pictures of you? Yeah. And so and he always going to do this with one girl. Well, a minutes later, there's this line of women walking up the stairs and they're trying to figure out what's going on. So they go upstairs and find out. And this guy is in there with a camera. Never reloads the film. I mean, all you hear is speaker-2: Did speaker-3: and there's just this group of women in topless, he's taking pictures of. speaker-2: Interesting. I didn't know that. I'm at the watch that movie. ⁓ there's a great dude scene that I always almost put on my list that I was really thinking about was a money Python and the meaning of life when all those topless chicks are running off, ready for the guy to jump to his own funeral. Basically. speaker-1: I do, when Mike was talking about historical ones, that's what I've been on my phone. It's sort of, I couldn't remember the exact details of it, but it did a spark. 1920s Buster Keaton's The House. speaker-2: Great Buster Keating. speaker-1: Great. So the house is the one where the most famous scene, the probably that, you know, he's standing in front of the house and the front of the house falls and you know, he's he's perfectly positioned in the window. That's that's where that scene came from. But there was a scene where his newlywed, you know, his new bride is in there taking a bath and she drops the soap outside of the tub. And the way they dealt with it was just such a. speaker-2: see that. speaker-1: a fourth wall breaking situation. She like looks at the camera, there's a smile and then a hand comes down over the camera. Just out of fucking nowhere and just breaks the entire fucking fourth wall because it's a fucking movie. And then when it comes up, you see her like getting, you know, reaching back into the bath. You don't see any kids or anything, but that's how they did. Yeah. You know, censorship. Right. Also was being fourth wall breaking at the same fucking time. And just better. Buster Keaton was a genius at being able to do small little weird. speaker-2: Have you have you watched the Buster Keaton documentary? Yeah, I love Buster Keaton I own a couple of his movies on criteria collection the cameraman which is a good one and the general which is another good one from him but Buster Keaton is amazing. He's to me him Charlie Chaplin and What's the other dude? ⁓ The three the three guys the one with the mustache Yes, the Mark brothers speaker-3: Archer works. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-2: ⁓ I love those movies. I love the classic cinema right there, but no this was a great fucking episode I'm glad that everybody everybody had something different to put on the table. I didn't even think of hot dog. That's a good right there Great 80s, you know 80s cheese sex comedies right there. So that's the end of our episode right here So we're gonna go ahead and ⁓ end this right here. And like I said sometime down the road We'll go ahead and do another tasting room. Just you know, just some random stuff ⁓ we do have one that we plan on doing a beer challenge where we're checking out the different beers. And I think that's gonna be our next one, which I might want you here for that one. Basically what we're gonna be doing is we're going to be comparing Miller Lite, Bud Lite, Coors Lite, maybe Yinglings, putting them all in solo cups and seeing if we can tell which one's which. Because everybody apparently says how there's controversies. This is actually something I got from a buddy at work, my dispatcher actually, call him out, Eddie, he already knew about that. But basically, speaker-0: like that. speaker-2: or they say all these beers taste the same, but a lot of people think that all of them are different, but they all taste the same. So we truly have to find out what they really do. That's going to be, yeah, I think that's going be a fun one. We're to put solo cups and have them in front of our table. And think that's going to be a fun one to do. So, uh, that's the end of our episode guys. We're gonna go ahead and sign off and we will see you guys later. speaker-0: Yeah, I like that. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-3: Later.