Jacob: word association, dance. Josh: Monkey. Jacob: Dance monkey, dance monkey, dance monkey, hate that song bro. I hate that song. What's going on everybody? Welcome back to the What's in Oven podcast. I am one of your hosts, Jacob. Josh: dance funky dance funky ⁓ one of the worst songs ever created bro on god one of the worst songs ever created I'm the other host, Josh. Jacob: Time to cook. Let's cook. Josh: Let's cook. So brief hiatus. You know what I mean? So, yeah, but we're back. Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. But this is going to be one for the books. OK, we got we got games to play. We got shit to talk. We got a. Jacob: brief one. We're back. Our apologies to our desperate fans, Singular. for sure. I she had this on. Josh: I don't know, but I do have a new addition to my household, which maybe I could flash up on the screen here. Hold on. Let me just, no, I'm going to grab her, bro. You. Jacob: Yeah, you could. Is she right there? Okay. ⁓ Josh: Tell him, tell him. Jacob: ⁓ Basically this guy's been lacking. I'm not gonna lie, this guy's been lacking big time. Big time this guy's been lacking. I don't know what story he wants me to tell, but you know, I'm sorry you guys missed out on some episodes and there she is. Josh: You Jacob: She is so cute. Josh: She's on my lap. Yeah, this is Juni. This is an accidental third cat that I acquired. Hey Juni. So yeah, my cat got lost. I wanted to get a new cat because my other cat was really sad and depressed and like, dude, where's my boy? So I'm like, I'll get you, homie. She doesn't even fuck with her. So I'm like, that did nothing actually. And then my other moron cat. Jacob: Everyone say hi to Junie. Josh: came back in the arms of some random lady that knocked on my door at 1 a.m. So now I have three cats and I look like an actual fucking pussy. Jacob: Honestly, as long as you don't. Yeah, it's funny because you have two pussies. ⁓ As long as you don't buy a random set of knitted sweaters, you should be fine. But if you start to own a significant amount of knitted sweaters, you might be cooked. You might be cooked. I know, I know. But you can't like it's I love knitted sweaters like I'm going to go buy some. But you're not all. Josh: Dude, I love me a good knitted sweater, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I do. but I can't have it just because of the combo with three cats. I could have either three cats or knitted sweaters. You can't have both or I'll just combust on the spot. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not a big croc guy. Dude, used to run track in crocs though. I had fur crocs that I would run track in. I made areas in those bitches. saying, I'm serious. Jacob: It's loose denim, knitted sweater and crocs. So that's the fit right there. I love Groxmo. I honestly love my Crocs. I used to go to my I was so surprised. Remember I used to go to areas for triple jump. Josh: Yeah, bro. I do remember that. Yeah, yeah. Jacob: I was out here bro. I was literally four foot ten competing with people who were like five eight in fucking triple jump. Dude, I was fucking good. Josh: You were flying. What was that one guy that dropped that jump like eight meters or some crazy shit? Jacob: ⁓ Fuck I don't remember but he was like a like a genuine like athlete bro like this guy every sport he would participate in he just overtook it you know he bullied everyone bro he's a piece of shit bro Josh: Yeah, yeah. Bro, he bullied me though. I'm not gonna lie. That guy fucked. Yeah, that guy's a piece of shit. Yo, he used to come over to our house and play black ops too with my brother in the basement. I'd go down there. be like, yeah. He'd be like, why is this little twerp down here? And I'm like, sorry, I just wanted to play black ops. I'm sorry. Bro, I just had to watch. I'd always ask to play and be like, no. I'd just sit there and fucking watch. Yeah. Bro, it was always the case. Jacob: He was his age, right? We get it, bro. You're an athlete. It's just an older brother thing though. That's just them being fucking dickheads. ⁓ Guys, we have a lot of segments for you today. We're going to try some things out. ⁓ Honestly, three out of the four segments are ones we always do. But we want to have some more fun stuff for you some more engaging stuff, some more stuff that could create fun clips and opportunities to get more engagement and to get the podcast to where it deserves to be, you know, so that way that one person who's debating commenting. will actually do it because there's other people commenting and they're not the only one. You know, so first segment of the day, don't have a name for it yet, but I decided to call it, you in my head? Yeah, like, are you are you in there, Josh: Yeah. Are you in my head? Can we name it, are you giving me head? Jacob: We can think about it. We can see what the people ⁓ will put it. You know what? Josh: Okay, okay, okay. Jacob: put it aside for now. You know, I have a sticky note right there. Yeah, Oh, it fell down. I'm not picking it up. So it's best on the sticky note. So the way it works is we'll have a Jimmy one day, but for now I have some questions written down and I'm going to ask the question. We're both going to write our answer down and then we're going to show the answer and our goal. Josh: sticking out. Okay. Okay. ⁓ yeah, my cat just missed on that. Yeah. Jacob: is like depending on the question, like there could be a right answer, I guess, not with these ones that I wrote, but maybe in different ways. the idea, yeah, the idea is that like don't write what you think. All right, just write what you think. And the hope is that we have the exact same answer. And we're just we're in each other's minds, you know. So the first question is if you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life. Josh: Okay, so it's up to interpretation. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Jacob: What meal would it be? Breakfast, lunch, dinner? One meal. Breakfast, lunch, or dinner? You can only pick one. So like you can eat three meals a day if you want, but it will always be lunch, lunch, lunch, dinner, dinner, dinner, breakfast, breakfast, lunch, Okay? Josh: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. ⁓ OK, OK, OK, OK, I got you, okay. ⁓ my gosh. Bro, I don't know. Okay. Jacob: Yeah, that's OK. I'm trying to draw like. ⁓ like a picture to go with it, but. Josh: Alright, I got a banger right now. I'm gonna be honest. I got a banger. I'm gonna have to explain it to the viewers. Jacob: All right, you ready? Three, two, one. Josh: Yeah. Oh, I'm choosing which. Oh, hi. I misunderstood. I thought you meant what meal that could be any. could be. OK, OK. I wrote I wrote flings with Caesar. Which is spices, spicy chicken nuggets that. Jacob: Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, you Would you say that would you say lunch? Josh: I would say lunch for sure because I have lunch basically every day and that's all I have. So it would be lunch. Yeah, yeah, it would be lunch. Jacob: Okay, I wrote breakfast and then I put some toast and this was supposed to be pancakes, but it just looks like a turd on a plate and that's an egg. Alright, so so far we are not. In each other's heads. ⁓ Josh: That looks like green eggs and ham, bro. Dr. Seuss. No, no, you wrote breakfast and I wrote flings with Caesar, bro. No, no, we're definitely not. Yo, flings are fire, by the way, you got to ship me some of those. Are they still at Costco? Jacob: We're not even in the same room right now. They are, honestly. But dude, as someone who has access to them, like, you'll eat two packs and then you'll be like, I need a break. Josh: yeah yeah yeah of course you're gonna need a break for sure Jacob: But breakfast, bro, versatile. All right, so that didn't work. ⁓ So I think you get the concept now. Although these next questions aren't like that. Well, no. So this next question is, how long should the average male last in bed? Josh: I get the concept. There's more options. Jacob: Okay. Josh: Okay, I got it. I think we could be on the same page here though. I do. I think we could be on the same page. Jacob: I feel like we're not. I'm not gonna lie. You ready? I'm not gonna say some stupid shit, bro. It's a genuine answer. Should. Okay. Josh: I feel like you're gonna say some stupid shit, This is genuine for me. This is should at least. You should last as long. If you're not lasting this long, you're a bitch. If you're lasting longer, congratulations. Ready? Yeah, okay. Jacob: Okay. All right. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Three, two, one. Josh: Alright, did 10 minutes. Alright. Jacob: I did 25. But 10, you know what? That's a valid fucking answer. Josh: You know what I mean? Like, I think 10 is like the barrier of entry. Like you should, the average man should last as long. Jacob: to bro at least at least bro Josh: I'm going four to five minutes, bro. I'm going to be 100 % honest with you. But like. Jacob: Honestly, for me, one in five times, it's two to three minutes. Four out of five times, it's 35 plus. Josh: Yeah, yeah, I get that I get that Jacob: You know, but that one in five time where it's just like, it's like it didn't even happen. You're like, wow. You know, and then you're just embarrassed. ⁓ Josh: Yeah. Sometimes, though, I like a quick one. Jacob: called a quickie. I fuck with a quickie. ⁓ Okay, so then to the opposite, how long should the average female last in bed? Josh: Yeah, I fuck with a quirky, you know? ⁓ I don't know if I'm qualified to answer that question. I don't have a vagina, but I. Jacob: Because I have a completely different answer. Josh: How long should a female last in bed? Bro they can go multiple rounds though, so it doesn't really matter. Jacob: That's, I know, that's what I'm. That's what I'm thinking. Josh: Alright. Jacob: And by no way are we trying to speak on behalf of women. It's more of just like a mindset kind of thing. Ready? Three, two, one. Less than 15 minutes. Josh: Okay. All right, let's see if we're on the same wavelength here. Yeah. I wrote infinity. Jacob: she should be able to just last forever. Josh: Yeah, she just is. mean, they could just keep busing. Jacob: just never know, but like that's like one time. Like that's the last. I mean, you can do it again. Josh: Okay, but so not last like how long? How long should it take a woman to nut? Okay, then I would do Yeah, I would probably do 15 minutes. But yeah, I mean, we suck fucking straight ass at this game, bro. And that's that's that's Jacob: I guess. Yeah. I might just be the questions. This could be a fun game. We just need better questions. This is probably the only one where we will ⁓ wavelength. We'll be on the same wavelength. Which celebrity death hurt the most in the past 10 years? Josh: Yeah. Okay. Okay. ⁓ I'm torn between two, but I have one. Jacob: I, and I feel like I know exactly which one it is and it's the one I'm writing down right now. Josh: All right. Hope I didn't spell it wrong. Yep. Three, two, one. Bro. Jacob: Ready? Ready. Really? Josh: Yes, bro. X for sure, dude. That was like. Matthew Perry hurt like Matthew Perry hurt because I love friends. Yeah, but I think I was more emotional, especially because of the time that it happened like that was like peak acts like bro man's loved X and then all of a sudden he just gets shot out of nowhere. Matthew Perry like. Jacob: Over Matthew Perry. Bro, I'm the one that cried when X died, but like... I guess. Yeah. Josh: friends wasn't being made while it was happening. You know what I mean? Like it happened a long time after which was so horrible. Yeah. Damn, I thought we would have been there, bro. Jacob: He was more of like a generational... Yeah. I actually, was, that would have been the other one I wrote down. What was it? What was your other one? Josh: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Honestly, pop smoke. Jacob: Oh, I thought you were gonna say Mac Miller. Josh: Mac Miller that that shit was tough But I I didn't yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm not gonna be like dude. I was writing up I knew Mac Miller about about him after he died. So I'll be I'll be honest Yeah Okay, I have I have a game that I want to try Okay, yeah, so ⁓ Bro it's literally wavelength, but it's it's a different way so you don't ask questions Jacob: It was more after he passed away that you kind of, yeah, nah. It's just how it is, bro. It's just how it is. Damn, we got to figure that shit out because that could be a really fun segment. ⁓ okay. I didn't know you had any. All right, what's up? Josh: So all you do is bro, just come up with a random word, write the word down. We're both going to show each other each other's words. Think of a word that has to do with both of them. And then we're going to try and get that one. And it's it depends. Yeah, it will see how many times it takes for us to get on the same word. But like if I write iron and you write man, then we both write Robert Downey Jr. or whatever Marvel or whatever. Hey. Maniacs. Yeah, OK. Jacob: Okay. Mm-hmm. I feel like I've seen this before. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Josh: Okay, so write down, literally write down a random word. Jacob: Okay. Okay. Josh: Okay. Ready? Okay. ⁓ I do. I know. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, Jacob. Come on. Jacob: ⁓ dude. ⁓ but like chicken burger. Chicken. chicken burger. Josh: Come on, bro. You gotta get this with me. It's the... No, no, no, it's so obvious. Jacob: I don't think you're... ⁓ fuck it. Alright. You ready? Josh: No, Jacob, yeah, okay, No, Jacob. Junior chicken, bro. Junior chicken. Okay, now we go off junior chicken and fries. Jacob: God fucking damn it. ⁓ okay. I thought I thought you wanted to do it. Okay. So junior chicken and fries. ⁓ okay, dude. That's obvious. Josh: So, no, so. Is it? Jacob: Yeah. Junior chicken and fries. Junior chicken and fries Wow Hear me out Junior chicken and fries Okay, you're junior chicken and fries Do your chicken and fries? Yeah, three two one Yeah, let's go let's fucking go ⁓ Okay ⁓ Josh: Yo! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, wait, Okay. Okay, okay, okay. I got it. it. I it. I hope I didn't fuck this up though. I'm gonna be honest. Okay, ready? Two, one. Yeah! Yo, yo, that was quick. Bro, most of the time people are taking like time to do that shit. Jacob: Let's let's try to go a little more extravagant than chicken and burger. Okay, okay, okay, okay. ⁓ Josh: Well, yeah, bro, like what that was lucky. Just do some random shit. Okay, ready? Go. Jacob: Yep. So I got computer Delta Airlines and computer and computer. Josh: I got Delta Airlines. Delta Airlines and computer. Okay, okay, ⁓ Jacob: I mean, immediately I only think of one thing. You know, OK. OK. Josh: Right. Me too. You know? I mean. Jacob: Are we thinking of the same thing is the question. Josh: That's the question here. Jacob: That's the question. Folks, feel free to feel free to play along with us. You know, if you you feel like you want to comment, ⁓ my God, I was thinking Delta Airlines. Josh: Okay. Yeah, no one if they could think of a random word would think Delta fucking airlines. I don't know, bro. I have no idea. All right. Ready? Yeah. Jacob: I don't know how you got to Delta Airlines. I'm not going to lie. All right. You ready? Three, two, one. Josh: What did you write? What did you write? I didn't see it. I always walk it out. ⁓ fuck. That makes way more sense. I don't know. I just thought of 9-11. I don't know why. ⁓ All right. OK, OK, OK. So 9-11 and flight simulator. ⁓ Jacob: Not that! Not that! I wrote flight simulator. What? 9-11 is crazy. 9-11 and flight simulator. Alright. Josh: Okay, ⁓ Honestly, I have one. It's kinda easy. Jacob: Me too. Yep. You're thinking what I'm thinking, right? Three, two, one. Ben Laden. ⁓ god damn it. Josh: Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah, I think so. Pilot, you bro been lot and it went through no flight simulations. I promise you, bro. That guy was fresh. Jacob: I know, but Flight Simulator 9-11, be loud and uh... Josh: Pilot. Do know what mean? Jacob: Bin Laden and Ply- Ply- Pilot, ⁓ my god. Bin Laden. What the fuck? Josh: Pilot and ⁓ Jacob: Bin Laden and Josh: Bye. Jacob: I mean, I feel like, I feel like there's only. Just don't overthink it. Josh: Okay. Jacob: Bin Laden, pilot. what they go together, you know? Think about it. What can connect those two entities? Josh: Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Jacob: and tatas. Josh: Okay. Jacob: You ready? Three, two, one. Josh: Yeah. Okay, terrorist and airplane. Okay. So I had terrorist, he had airplane. Jacob: Airplane We're gonna loop back around there's only one answer here Can we write down something that's already been said? Josh: now. Jacob: We can't. Well, there's only one answer for terrorists and airplane. It's fucking 9-11, bro. Terrorists and airplane. Josh: Nah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about, what about the other, you know what I'm saying? Who I, I don't want to tell you, but there's, you know what I'm saying? Jacob: Okay. Yep. Yep. Josh: Okay, that might have been cheating, it, okay, okay. Let's see. Bucket, ready? Now maybe we do. Okay, ready? Jacob: I guarantee we don't have the same thing written down. I guarantee. All right. Three, two, one. Let's go! ⁓ Josh: Yeah, let's go. We both wrote Bush. He wrote George W Bush with like, I just wrote, I just wrote Bush. Wow. Jacob: George Dupas. Yeah, I have to write the full name, you know? Alright, let's run another one. Okay, I got one. Josh: Okay. Okay. Last one. Right now our record is three. So we did it in three tries one time. Hmm. Okay. writing down the first thing that came to my head. Jacob: All right, so let's see what we're working with. Josh: You sound a little quiet to me, by the way. I don't know why it does that though. ⁓ now it's good. It just changed. Okay. Weird. Okay. Jacob: They should be good. Yeah, it's like in and out. Yeah. We're good. All right. So what are we working with? I got guitar. Josh: I got marble. marble guitar. Jacob: What the fuck is gonna come from marble guitar? Josh: ⁓ fuck. Jacob: You're not going to write what I'm writing, but I'll explain why I wrote it. Josh: Okay. Okay, hold on. Jacob: ⁓ wait, hold up. I'm actually going change my answer here. Josh: Alright, I got a banger. Jacob: I pray that you wrote what I wrote. I wrote what I wrote. Josh: I don't think so, dude. Jacob: Let's see. Three, two, one. Josh: You wrote string cheese? Jacob: Yeah, because marble is a cheese guitar string. Josh: Oh, I wrote Bon Jovi. Jacob: What does that have to do with marble? Josh: I don't know. just sounds he sounds like someone who would. No, But. OK. OK, OK, OK. OK. Jacob: You just abandoned marble and just went straight for guitar. Now we have to go off of string cheese and fucking Bon Jovi. God damn it. Josh: ⁓ he just sounds like someone who would play on a marble guitar, you know what I mean? That's like made out of marble Jacob: What the fuck, already used Marble string cheese and Bon Jovi. Josh: String cheese and Bon Jovi. String cheese. Jacob: There's nothing that can be associated with string cheese and Bon Jovi. ⁓ Josh: Dude. Okay, we just got to write something down. So I'm going to write something down right now. ⁓ Okay, think about maybe in a world where Bon Jovi eats a string cheese, okay? Jacob: I was thinking, okay, I was thinking more like eating string cheese and something to do with Bon Jovi. Josh: We're fucked either way. Like, let's be honest here. Alright. I wrote that, I spelled this completely wrong, but you'll get it. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, ready? Jacob: Okay, so we definitely didn't write something. All right, three, two, one. Josh: Guitar Hero, I wrote lactose, but I wrote in torrent. Okay, I think I spelled lactose wrong too. Jacob: Lactose intolerant. lactose intolerant yeah L A C T O T Josh: Okay, lactose intolerant and guitar hero bro, we're fucked. Jacob: No, dude, all I'm gonna say is think of a person. Okay. A person that has to do with lactose intolerant and Guitar Hero. You know this person. It's not me, but don't write my fucking name down, Guitar Hero and lactose intolerance. Josh: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Jacob: Bro, you're like so, like think me, but it's not me. You know what I mean? I might've just given you the answer, but it's fine. Whatever. We were never gonna get it anyways. We're probably still not. Josh: Okay. I was going to write this down anyways. All right. Jacob: All right. Three, two, one. Let's go. My brother. You spelled his name wrong, by the way. Josh: Yeah, I wrote Aiden. Yeah, I thought that would be the case. How do you spell it? Jacob: A-Y-D-E-N. ⁓ Josh: Really? Jacob: Yeah, since he was born, I gotta get a new cleaning thing, think it's nasty. Josh: ⁓ So your brother is lactose intolerant, I'm guessing. Okay. Okay, so we got there somehow. Dude. Jacob: and he loves Guitar Hero. We got there from cheating. So let's not cheat. ⁓ Yeah, that's we got some good games. We got some good games. Guys, this is fucking we're going to this episode is going to be called Carnival Games. You know, I also forgot about the clip marker, but I'll just do that. Yeah, I did that. Yeah. So let's do the opposite of cheating. And we're going to try. Josh: That was a good one though. I feel like that's a good game. Yeah. You know? Yeah, I'm done. Here, clip it now. Just, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's lock in. Jacob: We're gonna go to, we're almost done this segment, by the way. It's literally this episode and then the next episode and the segment's done. Pop quiz, guys. Pop quiz. Josh: Wow. a quiz. Pop pop pop, pop pop pop pop pop pop. Jacob: We are doing pop quiz. We never had a theme song for it, and it's about to finish, so that sucks. ⁓ For those who don't know, ⁓ we started grade four. We're going to finish the segment in grade 12. And every episode is us asking each other four questions, one from each subject, math, science, history, and English. And we try and pass. We try to pass that grade. the question, I'll ask you the questions first today. Josh: Yeah. Jacob: If you guys want to play along with us, you're more than welcome to. So Josh, I have one question for you. Could you pass grade 11 today? Let's find out. Let's find out. Damn, damn, this Dan, Dan, this Dan. I don't know. All right. Let's hope that's not one of the questions. So your first question is math. You're cooked. I'm telling you that now. ⁓ I just need you to write your answer down for me. And again, with the math, your thing fell down. Josh: That answer is no my brother, but I will do my damnedest. Dan, Dan the Mandist. Jacob: Yeah, yeah, Jesus is back. You for math questions, you don't need to fucking explain your like you don't need to show your work. Just give me the fucking answer. Okay. Josh, what is the derivative of x squared? Josh: Okay, I'm back here. It's all good. Okay, okay, okay. ⁓ no, dude, I'm not going to lie. I never learned derivatives. Jacob: I looked at that and I'm like, don't know what that could even close to know, meaning. I don't know what that means. Josh: Okay, I'm gonna write. Jacob: Sure, bye bye. Josh is three hours behind me now and it's fucking destroying me. Josh: Okay, I wrote something down, I don't know. Okay. Jacob: So do you want me to ask you the next questions when you'll just show me all your answers at the end? Josh: Yeah, and just re-ask the question so we can clip it, you know. Jacob: Okay. Your next question. Sure. Yeah. Define covalent bonding. Josh: Okay. Jacob: cats are going crazy right now. Josh: They're battling under the bed, ⁓ Jacob: God damn it. Josh: Okay, I wrote something down. Jacob: All right, your next question is, what was the outcome of the 1980 Quebec referendum? Josh: ⁓ ⁓ god. Okay. What's my last history question which, ⁓ no, English, sorry. Jacob: And lastly, English, English, yeah. Define dramatic irony. Josh: ⁓ god... Okay... Man, I'm stressed right now. I'm not going to pass. Oh, Lord. Jacob: Okay. Josh: Mmm. ⁓ god. Jacob: feel like you got it. I think you can do it. Guys, cheer Josh on as he succeeds and pass a grade 11. He can do it. Josh: I it's hard it's hard to come up with the. Definition of irony though. Jacob: Definition of things. Well, not just irony, traumatic irony. Josh: Dramatic irony, I know. Okay. Jacob: Alright. You got all your answers down? ⁓ needs a second. Josh: No. Jacob: One. Josh: You're the one who said I needed a second, bro. I didn't even say I said no and you said one. Jacob: You You said, give me a sec, Yeah. Josh: Did I? No, I said no and I think you said, he needs a second and then you said one. Jacob: ⁓ all right. Well, if you're good, the best, bad. ⁓ so you do need a sec. I told you, said, give me a sec. How many seconds do you need? Josh: I'm not good, bro. Yes, I need more than a second. Ten. Jacob: nine. Josh: Okay, I'm not even going to show you this because it's so much writing, I'm just going to tell you. Jacob: Okay. So, your first question was, what is the derivative of x squared? What do you got? Josh: guy. I did X and then in parentheses, I did X. So it's like X multiplied by X and you get X squared. Okay. Okay. What's the answer? Jacob: No, it's not. It's not the answer. The answer is 2x. Josh: ⁓ my God, bro, was so close, bro. This is 2X. Jacob: You wrote two X's. I know. Buds, two X. Sour. All right. Well, your next question. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. You can still get a 75%. Define covalent bonding. Josh: ⁓ my god I wrote when an atom bonds with another atom based on valence electrons. Jacob: Yeah, yeah, that's the answer. Is a type of chemical bond forms when two or more nonmetal atoms share pairs of valence electrons to achieve stability, typically filling their outer electron shells. As soon as you said valence electrons, I'm like, good enough, Good enough, bro. Ka-ching, bro, you got the answer. Your next question was history. What was the outcome of the 1980 Quebec referendum? Josh: Sweet! Okay, so way smarter. Alright, that makes sense, Sweet. Okay, so this was a complete guess, but I said the outcome was Quebec having its own political party. Jacob: So, I mean you were kind of you were on the right track the It's wrong. You're not going to get it. But it was basically ⁓ Quebec's party trying to be ⁓ a sovereign association and they got denied. Josh: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. So they were trying to like step away from Canada. Jacob: So yeah, they wanted sovereignty and it was voted as go fuck yourself. Yeah. Yeah. So. We're just hoping you're passing the fucking grade at this point. ⁓ Define dramatic irony. Josh: Okay. No, so yeah, this last question. I wrote something that happens that was the opposite of what should have happened, but it's serious. Jacob: But serious. I mean, dramatic irony is a literary device by which the audiences or readers understanding of events or individuals in a paper in a work surpasses that of its characters. I don't even know what that means. Josh: No, so I have no idea what that means, bro. Jacob: ⁓ So we'll give it to you because I think you're right somehow. Josh: Okay, okay, I'll take it. Yo, my teacher woke up on the right side of the bed. Let's go. Let's go. And dude, I was close with the math one too. Like, I mean, I wrote two X just, just fricking, God. Yeah. Yeah. No, I would have started crying. But okay. I mean, 50 % grade 11. I think that's better than I did in grade 11, bro. So. Jacob: So there you go. 50 % bro 50%. That's it. That'll do it. That'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah, two X's. One more and he would have been sad apparently. Josh: You know, not bad. Jacob: That was the year before ⁓ COVID or no, that was the year of COVID-19. that was when I started cheating in school. Josh: No, yeah. Yeah, dude, too bad we didn't have chat GPT, huh? Jacob: We did. We did. Because I remember in grade 12, I remember it just came out and we were I was using it to do one of my assignments at Ben's house. Yeah. Second semester second semester of grade 12. But it was like dog shit back then. Josh: I didn't. Really? I didn't know about it, honestly. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I completely changed. It's crazy now, bro. I have to do all my work. Seriously. Jacob: ⁓ So ask me the question, bro. Ask the question everyone's waiting to hear. Josh: All right. Jacob, are you smarter than an 11th grader? Okay. Could Jacob pass grade 11 today? Okay. Jacob: No, we're not fucking, it's not the fucking question. That's not the fucking question. That's the question. That's a great question. Let's find out. I cleaned my whiteboard, by the way. I found a tissue. So it's nice and clean now. Josh: Let's find out. Nice. Yeah, I'm going to clean mine as well. ⁓ OK, Jacob. What is the derivative? Of three X to the power of three. And I had a way easier math question for you, but because you gave me a fucking derivative question, I'm giving you a derivative question. Jacob: Okay, all right, got my answer. Josh: Okay, science question. In science, how would you define oxidation? Jacob: oxidation? Josh: Oxidation. O-X-I-D-A-T-I-O-N. I couldn't use it in a sentence if you fucking asked me to. Jacob: That's okay, my answer's fucking retarded. Dude, my answer is literally like, like you define burger. A sandwich in which it's burgored. Like that's basically. Yeah, that's basically my fucking answer. Josh: A sandwich which makes a burger. All right, I think history, could get there, bro. Jacob: Okay. Run it. Josh: We're on Quebec today. What was the outcome of the 1995 Quebec referendum? Jacob: All right. Lot of referendums, ⁓ Josh: Yeah. Jacob: All right, give me my last question. Josh: Define metaphor. I think you got away scott free on English though. Like that's not that hard. Define metaphor I how that sounds if someone's just listening in the car listening to me. Jacob: I want to know if their speakers vibrate, know. ⁓ ⁓ what the fuck is going on? all right. So run it back. Josh: Okay, grade 11 questions. Jacob, the math question was, what is the derivative of 3x to the power of three? Jacob: I 9X. Josh: Nine X. The answer is three X or no three multiplied by three X squared equals nine X squared. So not nine X, but nine X squared. Wow. Jacob almost coming in there with a banger. Jacob: I almost got it. I almost got it. All right. That's all right. Number two. Number two. Josh: Number two was in science, define oxidation. What was your answer? Jacob: I wrote a chemical oxidizing. Josh: I mean, I mean, yeah, but no, I mean, I can't take you can't define something with the word. It's you're not allowed. Jacob: But, but I'm right. Josh: but you're wrong because it's not a definition. Okay, what is oxidizing? Jacob: when a chemical oxidates. The fuck? Josh: Yeah, but what does that mean? Why does it do that? Yeah, but in science, why does it do that? It needs oxygen? Okay, give me an example of something going through oxidation. Jacob: It's oxidizing because it needs oxygen, bro. The fuck? It needs to produce it. For example, like you buy meat, right, and it's sealed. And then you open the packaging, and now it's being exposed to oxygen, so it turns brown and it, you know. Josh: Okay, so the answer is oxidation is a chemical reaction where a substance loses electrons. For example, when iron rusts, iron atoms lose electrons to oxygen. Jacob: Yeah, that's the same thing as the meat with the fucking oxygen. Josh: I mean, I mean, I'll give it to you, but you are lucky because you shouldn't be able to define something. Yeah, he keeps he keeps pointing at him, putting a check mark next to his fucking answer. You are not right, but fine. Jacob: Got it right. Yo, low key though, if I just didn't say that bullshit, and I just gave you the thing I just said, I would have just got it right. Josh: On a test though, they're saying they're saying you're wrong. Jacob: No, I mean like if I just said the meat thing instead of writing fucking a chemical oxidizing Josh: I mean, yeah, but sure. mean, whatever. You can have it, dude. That's OK. Jacob: Well, I got it right, so of course I can have it. All right, give me the next one. Josh: I fucking hate you. God damn it. What was the outcome of the 1995 Quebec referendum? Jacob: denied. Josh: Can you can you can you give me? Because it OK. Jacob: Their motion did not go through, it was denied. whether it was Parti Québécois or Bloch Québécois, denied. Because they switched names at some point. Josh: ⁓ Okay. I'll give it to you because it was a vote and the outcome was 50.58 % said remain in Canada and 49.42 % said leave. So it was a vote that they lost the vote. Jacob: ⁓ So their act their action was denied Josh: I mean, it wasn't an action, it was a vote. But sure, I'll say that. Jacob: Yeah. But like someone brought forth the, the, let's do this. Let's separate. You know, they, they said, let's, let's Josh: brought forth. Yeah. Why'd you go back to the fucking fucking 18? Yeah. Yeah. Jacob: They said, let's separate ourselves from Canada. They put in them, okay, let's put it to a vote. The vote didn't go through. It's like, guys. Denied. Josh: Sure. Alright. Jacob: So that is a check mark. Josh: It was such a fucking bitch. All right. All right. Now, I gave you an easy one because I didn't think you'd get any of these right. It was between what is an argumentative thesis or defined metaphor, and I gave you defined metaphor. Jacob: Alright, last one. Okay, well, I would have said a thesis that argues. So good thing you gave me metaphor. Josh: I know, I know and I hate that you do shit like that. I really do. All right. Jacob: Dude I swear to God I would do that in school like in school I would write that as my fucking answer and it pulled me to be like Jacob What the fuck are you doing? I don't know the answers Josh: I know and they'd probably spank you. Yeah, yeah, I know and he's guys he's not lying at all like he would fucking write that shit. He would. Jacob: I do that shit for a living. So what are these puddle lamps? Well basically it's a lamp that illuminates to show you the puddle. Josh: Yeah, yeah. So why why do they call it Puddle Lamp though? So there's a lamp and the whole reason why they put the lamp there is so that it could see a puddle before you saw the puddle to see it. Jacob: because that's what the fucking answer is. People ask questions. So ⁓ how does remote start work? Well, you can start the car with your remote remotely, right? ⁓ Josh: That's, yep. So how do I, so why, so just start your car remotely. Jacob: Yeah. ⁓ started remotely or don't or don't you know that's that's kind of fucking bullshit I have to deal with Josh: Yeah. Yeah. So, good metaphor there, but I need you to define it. Jacob: ⁓ shit. Well, I wrote metaphors when you ⁓ compare two words using like or as, but is that simile? Josh: Yeah, that's wrong. Jacob: ⁓ Simile, the one with Lycraaz? So metaphors without Lycraaz? Josh: Yeah. ⁓ a metaphor is a figure of speech that directly compares two different things by saying one thing is another. So time is a thief is an example. So I think it's without, right? Jacob: Does metaphor use like or as? No. No. Josh: I don't think so. Yeah. So damn, you got that one wrong. Yeah. Jacob: It's Simile, yeah. All right, so I got a 50%. Josh: Pretty good. I got 50 % too, right? Did I? Jacob: I'll just put a little, uh, little X there. 50%. Two out of four, brother. That's marks right there. That's marks. Okay. I'm going to lose points. Oh, just didn't want to write the date because, Oh yeah. Let's see your whiteboard. Josh: I like how you wrote your name in the top corner. Yeah, yeah, it's extra. Where's the date though? Yeah, that's 48%. You failed, buddy. Yeah, I already, I already wiped off the day and everything. Yeah. Yeah. It's empty. So yeah. Jacob: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Yeah. Yeah. So's your brain. Josh: Well, speaking of brain. ⁓ Jacob: Nothing in there. Josh: Are you down to give me some head or no? Jacob: So guys, we're running out of time. ⁓ I think all we had left was over under and then a little album review. So we're going to have to do this over under a little quicker because we did a lot of segments today. So today's over under topic was a cheap night out with the boys. With the fucking boys. The fucking boys. Josh: cheap night out with the boys. So like, you know, you're chilling with the boys, right? You're at someone's house. You're like, guys, what do we do? You know, you're looking at your bank account. It says two cents. You're sitting there. You're like, man, I couldn't even, couldn't even buy a soda if I wanted to. How am I supposed to go have some fun with the boys? Now, you know, that one fucking loser is gonna say like, ⁓ that's overrated. Whatever that guy says, fuck that guy. That shit's overrated. Underrated is, you know, me or Jacob obviously coming up with an idea. I mean, yeah, yeah. Jacob: Mm-hmm. Josh: Let's go do this. Everybody's like, I'm down, I'm down. Yo, we haven't done that in a while. That's underrated. Okay. So let me start with an underrated banger. Jacob: I'm going start with an overrated one. What you got? Josh: hide and seek but in some abandoned ass places bro you find like an abandoned building you explore that shit a little bit you're like boys let's play some fucking hide and seek up in this Jacob: That's the one. I bro, I would fucking play hide and seek with the boys in like the opposite. I'll just play hide and seek with the boys. Josh: And yeah, no, no, no, I know, I know. But like, I feel super underrated though is like finding some abandoned building. Cause then it gives it, gives you the scare factor. Right? So it's like, if you, if you find someone, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just, that's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacob: Yeah, especially if you've never been there before. Yeah, that's the one. That's fire. ⁓ I wrote mine down, I guess. But ⁓ this is just kind of fucking stupid because it's hard to think of overrated ones. But I wrote oops, going to a cheap club and not drinking to save money. So you're like, yo, let's go to a club. There's this one. down the street, no entry fee, so we can just go. We'll go, the boys. We can't drink though, because we don't have any money. Josh: Okay. So you're going to a club and you're sober. That sounds like a shit outside. Dog shit, bro. Yeah. Jacob: Fucking terrible time. Yeah, and that's what saying. That's what I'm saying. But some people might be like, that's a great idea, because then we get to go to a club. Who the fuck goes to a club and doesn't drink? Designated driver, bro. Take an Uber. Josh: You're right. You're right. You're right. That's. Yeah, but like I don't even fuck with clubs like that, though. It's like you can't even really hang with the boys. You can't really talk your shit, you know. Jacob: Well, you can if you're not going to just hit on women, but then it's like, why are you going to the club? ⁓ Josh: No, but you can't really hear each other, bro. So wow, you're going to lose one guy. You're like, yeah, where the fuck is Nick, bro? Where did he go? It's always. Yeah. You know, like, where did he go, though? Jacob: It's always Nick bro, where's KK? Yeah, we're the, bro honestly, if we're losing anyone, it's Daniel. Josh: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Daniel be gone. Daniel's gone at that point. Jacob: He'll be in the corner if I can roll up a joint. ⁓ Josh: I'm on a similar note there. said overrated night out with the boys bar hopping. Especially if you're you don't have that much money. You're going bar to bar. You're just trying to find something to do. It's like, you know, you're just fucking bored. Jacob: Mmm. That's an expensive night out. can't do it. You're literally just the one who's sitting there, not drinking. Josh: Yeah. So you're not drinking and even if you are drinking, honestly, like, I don't know. I just doesn't sound like that fun to me. You're all getting drunk. You're going to wake up with a hangover. It's like. Jacob: But bar hopping is fun, but you gotta have the money to do it. Josh: ⁓ I don't know. I don't think bar hopping is that fun. Me personally, I don't. think, Yeah. Jacob: Have you ever gone bar hopping? and you didn't have a good time. Josh: Nah, I mean, I mean, like the one bar that had karaoke was like, OK, that shit was funny because there was some Asian guy that was in, bro. I was like, you know what? Do you miss you? I should have gotten the solar. Jacob: Didn't deal with the right people, bro. karaoke bars, but that doesn't fit in the cheap one, but that's. Did I ever send you that video of the guy who was singing the song when Red Note was supposed to take over for TikTok? ⁓ Josh: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, bro, that's what I was thinking of bro. My uncle sends me some weird shit though He sent me a video of some Filipino guy getting head while singing karaoke Jacob: GOOGLE-A-Y! Dude, you showed Noah and I like some of these, it's fucked bro, your uncle sends you the most fucked up shit. One time you literally sent me one, you were like bro look how fucked this is, post unavailable. It was maybe a 30 second span. They get taken down immediately. Josh: Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I send it to him right afterwards. yo, his reels are so fucked though. And he's on all the time where he'll see things that are posted within 20 seconds. He'll see it. He'll be the only viewer before that shit gets banned, bro. Send it to me in that timeframe. And then when I go to see it, I'm like, it's banned. Yeah, it's banned. Jacob: Yeah. Gone. Post unavailable. ⁓ What's up, Ali? That's your little white paws. ⁓ I'm going to hit you with a underrated real quick. Josh: Yeah, no, she's adorable. Jacob: All right. This one. This one's the one like think about the setting here. Josh: Alright. Okay. Jacob: Think about COVID. You you can't go to places, can't do a lot of things. And all you can do is play a sport in a parking lot. Or anywhere, for that matter. Just like boys. We did, we did. That's legendary. That was legendary. But like, bro, you're just like, boys, pull up. I have a football. Josh: Mmm. I met some cool people playing sports and parking lots. I some cool folks. Yeah. Yeah. Jacob: Or even sometimes you guys just pull up and then you're like, yo, let's go to Walmart real quick. And then you're like, bro, this football is only $5. We're like, bro. Josh: Yeah, grab a football, grab some blankets, bro, throw some footballs around. I'd be chilling in the corner with a blanket, bro. You know what I mean? Jacob: Yeah, we pulled up to a parking lot. Every guy, every man playing football. Josh cuddled in a blanket with some random girl we just met. Josh: And guess what happened, my brother? After after after four years, your boy finally closed the deal. Yeah. Jacob: Nothing. Nothing for like four years. Nothing. For the record, for the record, you're welcome. Josh: Alright, I guess. Jacob: She only fucking remembered my rapper name and found me on Instagram and then followed everyone. So she would have literally never found us if she didn't follow my Instagram. So you're welcome. Hooked it up for the team. me with one. Hit me with a nice over or underrated. Josh: ⁓ fair enough, yeah, yeah, fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that one, my boy. I appreciate that one. All right. I have a great underrated. I fishing and then in parentheses, I wrote goaded because bro, fishing with the boys is so fucking gas. Like, bro, you grab a couple of supplies. Hopefully, you know, Ellie, what are you doing, bro? Jacob: fun as fuck. Yeah, that's a tail. ⁓ shit, getting feisty. Josh: What is I'm trying to talk Yo, you you grab some fucking shit with the boys you sit there you talk shit you drink some brew skis You know what I mean like there's always shit talking. There's always Yeah, no, there's decent places to fish actually there's a couple lakes No boys though. I gotta find those that is a problem Jacob: Yeah. It's a good fucking time. It's a good fucking... You just can't do that in Arizona. It's just dry. Nowhere to fish. But no boys. I mean there is this one 22 year old who plays video games, he's got a gay, you know. Josh: plays video games and he's like he's cool like he's gonna he's cute he's whatever but yeah bro fishing is goaded and honestly I miss fishing with the boys bro it's it's Jacob: That's just fun as fuck. I didn't go ice fishing this year and I'm kind of cheese because a couple of my hockey teammates went. But I want to go fishing in the summer. I haven't been fishing in fucking years, Years. Not to mention you've been out there for almost five years. You've been out there for almost half a decade come the summer, come June. Josh: Mmm. Yeah. Jesus Christ. The fuck? Jacob: Yeah, you'll move back. You'll move back. Josh: You know? I'm waiting for people to migrate over here, bro. Honestly. Jacob: You'll move back. I'll convince him. I'll get you back. I'm gonna finish this off with one more overrated. Josh: Okay. Jacob: and you might think it's gay but all I'm thinking is a NIDA with a voice. Josh: overrated? Jacob: It's overrated as fuck. If you're trying to have a night out with the boys. Meeting up with girls, bro. Josh: What the fuck are we doing? Stop bringing girls to the function. I'm trying to hang out with my boys. Stop. Stop like, bro. You always have that one guy that you want to hang out with that you want to chill with. Bro, if a girl is coming through and steals my boy, I'm cheesed because, bro, you can't talk no shit. You can't talk about what you're going to talk about at all. You just lost him. He's gone. Just. Jacob: The function is crazy. Don't bring us to the function! But you'll be talking, you'll be like, and then she walks in. Nevermind. Josh: Bro, he's in a nether. Yeah, yeah, and I see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you don't see him for the rest of the night, bro. That's it. He's a wash, you know Jacob: Yes. And like it's even worse when it's like one of the boys girls, cause then it's like Josh: Yeah, like, yo, she's whack. Jacob: There's a time when you bring her and there's a time when you don't bring her, bro. Josh: And every day is a time where you don't bring her. I'm going to be honest. Every day that you're not with the boys, bro, hang out with your girl. Jacob: Bro, Bet don't call me and like, bro, let's chill. They don't call me, bro, let's chill. Bet. Bro, I'm having a party. Bet. Do you want to bring Carol? She's welcome to come. OK, I'll bring her. He said, I didn't ask. I didn't say, hey, can I bring... Then the answer is no. Then the answer is no. It doesn't even... He could be... I could be dating his sister. And if I'm like, yo, can I bring... No. I hate that bitch. That's what he... It's just not it, bro. It's just not how it works. Josh: Yeah. No. Because then you're gonna be a bitch. Mm-hmm. We're not doing that shit, Stop. Stop. Jacob: It's not how it works. I'm glad you're with me on that one. Josh: I'm with you bro. I've never been with you harder than on anything. I've never been harder. Jacob: Pause. Pause. Josh: You know what saying? Jacob: So we got to finish this off album review. It's back. We haven't done one in a while because we wanted to kind of switch things up. ⁓ Actually, it was because we were going to do like a movie review. Didn't do that shit. So now we're back for album review. We got one this week. We're probably going to do two on the next episode. We got a bunch of albums to review. Today's album for album review is Kiss all the time, dance occasionally by Harry Styles. Versatile. You know what? We're here and we're just like, we don't just review rap. We don't just review indie. We review fucking. Josh: Mid name, butt. I fuck with Harry Styles though. What are you talking about? I'm not just- I'm not just Travis Drake j-colon it up in this bitch. I'm listening to Chaperone. Just kidding, that bitch SUCKS. I'm listening to- What is it? Chaperone? Jacob: and radiohead, know, like fucking everything. Did you say chaperone? I genuinely honestly when we did we did that overrated underrated I think it was just rappers that's why I said Megan Thee Stallion yeet I fucking hate them if it was like artists I fucking hate Chapplerone she pisses me the fuck off Josh: I think. I hate Chopper Umbrot. I don't even want to say her name correctly because she sucks so hard, Jacob: Honestly, fuck, fuck chaperon, you know, like that bitch sucks. Josh: Here's the thing though is like she got famous and is now pissed that she is famous bro. She hates her fans bro. Like I'm watching videos of her and everyone's just like yo let's just stop listening to our music because obviously she doesn't want to be famous. Imagine that actually being a reality. She gets famous because she released some good shit. She complains about it and then it's gone. I know but people liked it. Jacob: Mm-hmm. I saw that. Hates them. but she's fucking awful. It's not even good. Her music's ass. Pink pony club. Like what the fuck is pink pony club, bro? And not to mention, not to mention like every artist at the, bro, every artist gets to the Grammys and they're like, I'm so grateful to be here. She got there, she's like, I'm gay. And this is an opportunity for the gay community. This is all for the gay community. I'm like, bro, the gay community. Josh: I don't know. Haters were real haters. Yeah. I'm gay, see my tits and saggy. They're saggy as fuck. Jacob: didn't ask for that. If I'm being honest, I know a lot of people. Bro, I know some people in that community that are like, I didn't we didn't ask for this. We didn't ask for this. And if you if you guys are watching and you did ask for this comment and we'll report your comment. Anyways, getting off topic here. So I prayed that you would listen to this album. So I'll start off. Josh: Yeah, bro, nobody asked. Nobody asked to see her tits either. Put those bitches away. Yeah, nobody wanted that shit. I'm banning you. yeah, I'm gonna mark that as chaperone hating. Jacob: because it's just like, fucking, it was great album. This review's not necessarily gonna reflect it a lot, but like, it's just a rating. Ratings are meant to be not biased. They're meant to be just pure, just numbers, you know? Josh: Yeah. Yeah. And for everyone that's listening to this for the first time, what we do is we rate it. We rate the production, the album cover, the lyricism, the versatility and the replay ability at a scale of one to four. Now you can never be zero. The worst that you can get is one. The best that you can get is four. It's covering all of ⁓ everything that an album can be. Sometimes it's a little bit off, but ⁓ how over, you know, how good is an album? ⁓ Jacob: Yeah. We also we also throw out a couple of standout songs and yeah, the worst year album could be as a four out of 20. I think the lowest album rating. Let me just quickly find it. I think our lowest was no wasn't swag by Justin Bieber might have been at 13 out of 20. That shit was not it. And also Savage Mode 2 is also a 13 out of 20. Oh, no. Josh: in all bases. Now the lowest it can be is five. Jacob: The worst rating we have sorry yes five out of 20. The worst rating we have was American Dream by 21 Savage 10 out of 20. Josh: That was a horrible album. Horrible. Jacob: Yeah. Long as fuck too. So anyways, let me get this started. Production. I gave it a four out of four. I gave it a four out of four. It did exactly what it needed to. It was. Josh: Mm-hmm. Harry's always pro bro. They're always producing for this motherfucker. I'm telling you. I mean, it's always fire. Jacob: Yeah. And honestly, a big thing. It's just fucking can't a big thing in his production that I appreciated was I don't know if this make a lot of sense to you, but everything was very wide. Everything was really spaced out. Everything. Ellie, can you fucking stop for two minutes? Josh: Yes, yes. It was all the space. It was it was it was like it was spatial audio, I feel like. Jacob: it just wasn't mono it wasn't it was very stereo you know like I had everything happening and it's like I felt it opened up you know ⁓ Josh: Yeah, I love music like that, too. Yeah, it was like it was like the gates of heaven opening on every fucking song. Jacob: Exactly. And if I wasn't if I wasn't doing this, I was doing this, you know, like I was fucking you know, like I was doing one of those. ⁓ So yeah, you got to calm the fuck down. ⁓ So yeah, album cover, I gave it a three out of four because it showed I feel like it mostly showed what I needed to. But like, if you added like a random couple in the back behind him making out Josh: Yeah, yeah, Ellie, you got us. Might be a four out of four right there. Jacob: Yeah, or like put like a lipstick kiss on the album cover. Josh: Maybe she's gonna throw a big foot back there, bro. Who knows? Throw something crazy. I just feel like there wasn't a lot happening. Jacob: Well, I think just more because the disco part was there. Just I didn't see a lot of kissing part. Bigfoot, guess, would make. OK. And lyricism, lyricism, I gave a three out of four. A lot of the songs, you know, they were written about what they needed to be written about. But I just wasn't wowed by some of the lyrics. You know, some of them I was like, I fuck with that. You know, I gave them a little one of these ones, you know. Josh: The kiss in the eye, yeah, yeah, no, I get that. Just like, just cause like people like him and shit. Yeah. Okay. Jacob: Versatility, three out of four. I like I got some different vibes on there a little bit, you know, wasn't crazy versatile. I would have liked one extra step. But like even like when you're looking at are you listening yet? You know, then you go to ready, steady go and then you switch it up. You go to coming up roses and then you fall back, you know, and you're at fucking what's it called? Disco dance no more. I don't know why I disco. You know, so it's just kind of all over the place. Josh: Yeah. Jacob: And lastly, replayability three out of four. ⁓ I think I would play almost every song, just not like every song I would listen to constantly, especially aperture. Never listen to that again. That was the only thing out because it was the first song he released. I don't I don't like it. It's too long. He doesn't start singing for too long. I don't like it. ⁓ So total, I give it a. We're to get banned, bro, we're going to get so much so much for making money, so much for making money. Josh: Yeah. I like aperture. Nah, that was a quick little snippet. Nah, that's not enough time for them to DSAR asses, bro. Jacob: uh... so six sixteen out of twenty is what i gave it josh what do you have Josh: Okay. So pretty, we're pretty similar there, I feel like for the most part. ⁓ I definitely differed a little bit. So production, of course, I gave it a four out of four. I mean, it was magical for the most part. mean, Harry did not have to be on it and it would be, it would be a good album. Album cover, I think they could have done a little bit more with it. I think they just added Harry in the wilderness and then threw a disco ball up there and called it a day. I gave it three out of four. Jacob: Have to. Have to. Josh: I mean, it's cool. Harry's a handsome guy. If he wasn't handsome, it be a two out of four, but I fuck with the tattoos, my boy. So there you go. Lyricism, I actually gave it a four out of four. I thought a lot of the songs were very, very good. Four out of four, four out of four. Yeah, I enjoy the lyrics a lot, actually. A lot of the songs too, I was like, damn, damn, you know? And like, I feel like, yeah. Jacob: Okay. You get, sorry, four out of four or three out of four? Okay, okay. I actually, I thought he said DJs don't dance no more, they sit. And apparently his dad thought that too, but he, it was DJs don't dance no more, they said. Josh: Hmm. Okay. Okay. They said. Okay. Yeah. So, I mean, I fucked with the lyrics a lot. I thought that a lot of them were really deep and I don't think lyricism has to be every single song is super deep, but I thought it was good. It wasn't like repeating the same bullshit over and over again and doesn't make any sense. So, I gave it a four out of four. really liked it. Versatility. I gave it actually a two out of four on versatility. Jacob: I thought it was they sit. I'm like, I guess they sit. Yeah, they said. Nah. Okay? Okay. Josh: I think there was two separate things really that was going on. was like slow, lovey, and then disco. And then that's kind of, right? Jacob: I think that was the only yeah, because I think the only song was that was like that was coming up roses the rest versus was just great disco, you know, which is what the guys, that's why this album rating thing is kind of all over the place. Because that's the whole point of this album was to be a disco out but it's just not first off, this is what it is. Josh: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. Right. Right. If we were judging it based on versatility, it's not there, but he didn't want it to be versatile, which is fine. It doesn't mean that it's bad, but based on versatility, it's not versatile, right? So, and then replayability, I had it as two out of four as well. I think I'd listen to probably half the album, but I'm not gonna listen to the other half. So, you know, that's why I get, it's a two out of four. The total rating's 15 out of 20. 15 and 16 out of 20, yeah. So overall solid album. Jacob: That's what that's for saying. So what's your total rating? Okay, so pretty much on the same wavelength. My standout songs were Ready Steady Go and Coming Up Roses. Those are my two. Josh: Okay, okay. My stand on songs were Dance No More and Ready Steady Go. Ready Steady Go. Yeah, Dance No More is a banger though, can't be lying. Jacob: Ready, steady, Ready, steady, go. Yeah, bro. Good album. Very good album. ⁓ That's it. That's all we have today. ⁓ Thank you all for following along with us. Thank you for the love and support. We're going to try and get some more episodes done. ⁓ Josh is going to figure out his situation. I'm switching my situations, so it's going to be a little different for us, but we're going to figure it out. We want to be consistent. I want to have Josh back in Toronto so we can record this in person. And, you know, we'll start touring and you guys can see us and we can do meet and greets and... Josh: This was a fun one. That'd be crazy. Jacob: It's gonna be big, man. It's gonna be big. It's gonna be huge. Yes. Yes. And if 10, if it's anything like 10s like you like would kill her. So like maybe not like we're okay with nines. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's like anything lower than six, because like six is like I hate her. But like. I'm not going to fucking go out of my way. It's a hater, you know. Josh: It's gonna be huge. Comment down below how much you hate chaperone on a scale of one to 10. Yeah, eight to eight to ten is fine. Anything below that, just don't comment. So just comment anywhere between eight to ten. Yeah, but like zero, zero like don't, like don't even like, like just stop. Fuck off, seriously. Anyways guys, enjoy your day or night, whatever time it is for you. Jacob: Yeah. Fuck off. Love you guys. Yeah. Appreciate you. And peace.